India, Sept. 17 -- Wiki in the knees. Didn't think Wikipedia would ragebait us, but on their Insta, they're dropping pictures from their articles, making us guess the subject in as few hints as possible. Skull, epitaph, skeleton-themed clock? Of course, Memento Mori. Wiki, if you're coming for the nerds, you'd best level up.

Starting to vine. Summer in France is now so hot, the grapes on the vines produce more sugar, which means the alcohol content will be higher in the wine they yield. So, winemakers are now allowed to produce champagne with 15% alcohol, 2% higher than the usual. Bottle it up. A rare chance for future humans to say that 2026 was a good year.

Wrapping up. Grab a plate babe, an iconic mukbang just dropped. Leah Shutkever...