India, Oct. 23 -- Thrilled to announce. that Virat Kohli is on LinkedIn. He signed up last week, headlined himself as Professional Athlete at Indian Cricket Team, and casually dropped a long note about his achievements. It's viral ad campaign vibes, TBH. Because, honestly, is the job market so bad that star cricketers are Open To Work?

Feeling sunburned. We were so excited about Taika Waititi's film adap of Kazuo Ishiguro's sci-fi novel, Klara and the Sun. Then, the peppy, colourful trailer dropped, and we deflated a little. But no one expected it to be as bad as it seems to be. The unsettling tale about humanoids and companionship has been reduced to a comedy. One-star reviews all around. Ugh. Just unplug.

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