India, May 1 -- Clawing back. There's lots of cat content in our cover story. Here's more: In 2024, public library fines were piling up in Worcester, Massachusetts, and guilty members just stopped coming. Until the staff launched March Meowness. All month, readers who came in with a cat photo could have their records wiped clean. Around 4,000 cards we reinstated. Cats do save the world, guys!

Mental for dental. We got matcha perfume, matcha dessert, matcha shower gel. And now... matcha toothpaste for those who cannot live without the rich, grassy aroma. It's one step closer to cosplaying a cow, folks. We miss the days when the magic ingredient in toothpaste was fluoride?

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