BLACKSBURG, Va., Sept. 18 -- Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University issued the following news release:

What's your name, and do you think it's as awesome as you are?

Marble! It's the best name ever for my calico self!

Who is your human and what is their role at the veterinary college?

Charlotte is a third-year veterinary student.

What kind of critter are you, and what makes your breed (or mix) totally pawsome?

I'm a dilute calico; my fancy coloring makes me pawsome, and so does the fact that only girl cats can be calico!

How many candles are on your birthday cake this year - or are you keeping that a secret?

I just turned 5.

Where did you find your human, and what made you pick them?

I used to live with my kittens in ...