Nigeria, May 12 -- It is indeed that time and season again where Nigeria's unemployed, underemployed and serial idlers find a semblance of employment and "dignity" in Nigeria's politics of noise and notoriety.

With the 2027 general elections less than a year away and Nigeria's shifty and shifting political alignments and realignments well underway, many Nigerians are throwing their hats into the ring and nailing their colors to the mast for one political party or candidate or the other. Behind the main players in Nigeria's nauseating politics, which has yielded nothing but dysfunction and underdevelopment all these years, is an army of praise singers armed with a wide array of deafening weapons.

The other day, Adebayo Adelabu, Nigeria'...