Nigeria, June 20 -- It is a good thing I learned to write before AI. Otherwise... this newest scramble would have felt like a quantum scam.

But let me start with something more urgent than resource extraction to fuel autonomous warfare, in a world where algorithmic manipulation of an AI-dependent population is happening even as space colonization is taking shape.

How you dey?

It has been a while.

Growing up, all I ever wanted was to be a columnist. Just like MEE(May Ellen Ezikel). Mike Awoyinfa. Dan Agbese. Olatunji Dare. Ndaeyo Uko. Nothing more.

I wanted to write whatever crossed my mind once a week and have unlucky people like you read it.

If anybody had told me then that I would one day reach that point where I am free to write...