Nigeria, June 17 -- Never make laws regarding the unmeasurable and the uncontainable. The silliness of these injunctive measures can only come back and bite. Prohibit brothels, and decent whoring goes into, quite literally, dens of unmonitored squalor, lacking safety and scrutiny. Ban the wicked booze in the name of higher values of temperance and liver preservation, and create Al Capone and any number of pugnacious, law-breaking figures. (To that, add the creation of bathtub gin, blinding hooch and any number of pleasure potions taken with willing daring.) Ban access of those under 16-years-old to social media platforms and encourage a subversive generation of youth who will not read more, study more or exercise a single muscle. They mi...