NEW DELHI, June 6 -- Physio Craig Anthony de Weymarn had one job. He jogged onto the field during a tense Indian Premier League match, ducked under the helmet visor of Delhi Capitals' hard-hitting finisher Ashutosh Sharma, and prepared to run through the standard head-injury questions. He never got to ask a single one.

Ashutosh, fresh from taking a blow to the helmet while batting, looked at the physio and opened with a statement that had nothing to do with cricket, dressing rooms, or medical science. "Yes bro, I am virgin," the young batter announced, apparently apropos of nothing.

Delhi Capitals captain Axar Patel, speaking on the Humans of Bombay YouTube channel, said Craig came back to the dugout still laughing. "Craig couldn't ask ...