New Delhi, April 20 -- Of late, I've been noticing how cafes and fine-dining restaurants have started keeping toilet seat sanitiser sprays in their washrooms, and I'm all for it. It brings to mind this bit by standup comedian Gurleen Pannu on public toilets: how women rarely actually sit on those toilet seats, only bending a little, straddling the fear of infections and the very real risk of legs giving way mid-squat. Pannu reckons the women's restroom icon isn't representative of her wearing a skirt; it's indicative of how her arms are braced against walls, trying to stay up. That trembling, unsupported balancing act is far too relatable. As a germophobe, I've always carried a mini sanitiser spray in my bag. I can still count on one hand...