New Delhi, May 9 -- What do you do when a Bollywood power couple settles in at a table next to yours to eat tisrya (clams) and surmai fry? If you are someone who respects their privacy, you'd carry on with your meal, offer a polite smile if your eyes meet, and avoid turning the moment into a spectacle.

What should have been a leisurely Sunday lunch with the family turned into an ordeal when a popular filmy couple walked into a seafood restaurant in Mumbai. Despite arriving before them and placing our orders promptly, our food, except for a couple of appetisers, never made it to the table. The staff apologised, citing an "LPG crisis", yet plates of fish fry, stuffed crabs and neatly-arranged thalis continued to make their way, without any...