New Delhi, April 3 -- On April Fools' Day, the American president addressed the nation and the world to send not one message about the war that the US and Israel launched against Iran a month ago, but all possible messages at once.

The conflict is "nearing completion," Donald Trump said, before repeating that the US might also escalate by hitting Iran's power plants if there's "no deal." The US is "on track to complete all of America's military objectives shortly, very shortly," he asserted, before claiming that "we never said 'regime change'" while simultaneously musing that the regime, which remains ensconced, sort of has changed, since American and Israeli forces have killed so many leaders.

Again he claimed that the US "obliterated"...