India, July 8 -- If you haven't seen this giant on your fyp yet, then you're perhaps not as chronically online as you thought; because Erling Haaland isn't just one of the greatest modern day footballers, he's a bonafide internet diva and the 2026 World Cup's biggest people's princess.

First let's get the facts out of the way: Haaland can play ball. He's tied at the top of the Golden Boot race, level with Messi and Mbappe, after a brace against Brazil sent the five-time champions home in their earliest World Cup exit since 1990. He became Norway's all-time leading World Cup scorer. He was clocked doing 22.5 miles an hour in the Premier League last season, he eats steak, raw milk and honey and very few are able to physically push him and ...