India, March 9 -- Across the world, women celebrate freedom. Hard-won freedom. The right to vote. The right to work. The right to choose their partners. The right to equal pay. The right to stand up and say, "Excuse us, gentlemen, kindly step aside, we also live on this planet."

It took decades, nay, centuries. Marches. Movements. Court battles. Angry speeches. Brave women who refused to sit quietly in the corner while men discussed their futures like they were items on a restaurant menu.

And here in India, we also celebrate. But with our own unique innovation. We celebrate Women in Cages. Yes, while the rest of the world is busy breaking cages, we have become enthusiastic manufacturers of them.

Every few months, a shiny new cage arriv...