India, July 17 -- Chronically online. Meme fluent. Good vibes only. Who knew we'd see a world in which that was legit job description? Workplace roles are changing faster than we can say "quiet quitting". Nobody cares if you're "proficient in MS Office" and a "team player". They want to know how well you know the internet - its little in-jokes, the fandoms, the constantly shifting language.

Doomscrolling can now officially earn you a salary. Know how to read a subreddit's unwritten rules without getting banned? There's a Reddit Specialist role waiting for you. Understand a meme's shelf life? Congrats, you're a meme marketer. Think you can keep 50,000 strangers from turning on each other in a Facebook group? You could be a community manag...