India, Aug. 21 -- Kim Kardashian's shapewear brand, Skims, is launching in India soon. Yes, the same brand that sent the internet into meltdown in October, when it launched $32 thongs with fake pubic hair in 12 shades, including platinum blonde and bright ginger.

Naturally, everyone lost it. "Is there no part of the female body the Kardashians won't exploit and commodify?" asked one side. "So. is the bush back?" wondered the other. The Kardashian women are hardly flag-bearers for body positivity (they've gone under the knife, the needle and the laser, and readily share tips with their fans). So, we know that those scanty-but-fuzzy undies weren't about going natural. For weeks, we screenshot those promo photos, added shocked-face emojis, ...