India, Nov. 6 -- Out-outraged.We're in a timeline where the Kardashians have been bested at their own rage-baiting game. Our new villain: Sydney Sweeney. We're still recovering from her straddling a basketball hoop naked for a sports-betting ad. Now she's posing in lingerie as Cindy Lou from How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Leave child characters out of your thirst traps, Sweeney.

Waiting for son-rise. How long until the release of Son of Thanjai? Too long. The open-world, action-adventure videogame, made by a small Chennai studio, is set in an alternate-history Chola Empire. Our hero is a spoiled prince who is betrayed, exiled, alone. He must fight his way back up. The visuals look stunning. Spring 2027 they say. Sigh.

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