India, May 22 -- Instantly opting out. Another day, another Insta extra to deal with. Instants, from what we've seen, piles unfiltered, disappearing photos at the bottom of the screen, like trash. So far, we've seen banal breakfasts, more selfies and blurry photos of our friends' rooms. Yayy for pointless spontaneity. Boo for one more inbox to clear.

Parenting ourselves. For the first time, more babies are being born to American women over 40 than to American teens. Don't listen to men in the comments - these are both reasons to cheer. Because women are choosing themselves first, and waiting until they're really, really ready to have a kid. This is a win for everyone.

Getting stoned. You don't know James Ortiz, but you love him already....