India, March 26 -- Going off-stage. BTS is back. Their album, Arirang, dropped last week. Armies are analysing the lyrics, the symbolism, even the silences in certain tracks. But their comeback concert in Seoul had a lower turnout than expected. Maybe that's because we grew up while they were away. We're not the rabid sasaengs we once were. We have jobs now.

Humming along. The Dune 3 trailer is here, and the best part isn't Robert Pattinson who got the role by casually asking Zendaya (networking pro max), or Anya Taylor-Joy cosplaying as Sophie Thatcher. It's Han Zimmer's soundtrack. That war chant gave us goosebumps. Waiting for the West to discover Bhajan Night. They'll go crazy for it.

Out swimming. Sharks are victims of horrible PR ...