India, April 9 -- Stretching out. Olivia Rodrigo's new album, You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love, drops in June. Seems like the long, rambling album title is the mood of 2026. Harry Styles, Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey have all gone wordy. Bow to the OG overachiever. Fiona Apple's gloriously extra 1999 album, When the Pawn., goes on for 90 words. Today's kids could never!

Signing off. Google will soon allow users to update their Gmail handles (mails will be delivered regardless of the old or new name). Pity. Having a cringe personal Gmail ID was one of the defining signs of being an actual human. Goodbye, HotMilf69, Ch0c0L8_Bunny, RatLover23 and GigglyBear4U - we'll miss the idiots we once were.

Feeling the kitsch. Saw that Reel...