India, Nov. 6 -- What happens when two celebrities of a certain age get married, having found love a second time around? You will be entirely unsurprised to learn that the entire internet has an opinion. While there are some enlightened souls who restrict themselves to congratulating the happy couple and wishing them a blissful married life, others are not quite so positive. So, you have endless commentary about how pointless it is to get married in middle age; how useless it is to enter a union that cannot result in children; how they should be thinking of their children's marriages instead; and so on and on and on.

The pattern is all too familiar. You only have to do something even slightly out of the norm, when the Age Police come cal...