India, April 24 -- All you need to do to feel worse about yourself right now is to stroll down the beauty aisle. Among the new drops is a roll-on to get rid of "extreme pigmentation" specifically on your bum and thigh. There's another new advanced serum to reshape and firm up the bosom. Hair trimmers come with targeted lights to catch fine strands that the human eye can't see and didn't know existed in the first place. There's a special acid that promises to lighten armpits and reduce sweat odour (something to do with pores and dead cells, as usual). And there are, at any given time, 20 patented molecules that target chin discolouration, ageing hands, bumpy arms and short eyelashes. Order now and they're throwing in a freebie: A tube of i...