India, July 31 -- It's quite natural to have some thought about a film as you exit the theatre. If it's good, you gush and tell your people that your money was well spent. If it's bad, you trash the film, lament that so much time of your life got wasted. And then there's Bhai Tera Star Hai, a film which only makes one think: Why?

I was left utterly baffled as this film unfolded in an almost empty theatre. The only other audience was a couple, who wisely retreated to the last row, perhaps hoping distance would somehow improve the experience.

The story follows Ajay (Raghav Juyal), who owes money to Fatty (Sanjay Kapoor), a bar owner. He gives him an ultimatum: repay the debt before the night is over. Tagging along with Ajay is JD (Vikalp ...