Kathmandu, May 24 -- The most beautiful woman I've ever seen just walked into the cafe, and all I can think about is work.

The worst thing about deadlines is actually having to meet them. Mine was mere days away. I found that I couldn't work well at home. Strange, because my job is work-from-home. Too many distractions, I suppose. Video games, movies, books, staring out the balcony, etc. So, I made my way to the nearest cafe, ordered a coffee, and got to work. What I hadn't realised was that the internet still existed, and I ended up scrolling through social media for the better part of an hour.

That's when she walked in.

I had just gathered enough pretence to begin to convince myself to start working when she, the most beautiful girl ...