Uganda, May 8 -- Honestly, when we finally reach heaven and finish with all the salutations because Ugandans will first greet everyone including angels, God might just sit us down and ask, "My children. why are you like this?" The kind of content we produce as a country... Netflix should have already opened a branch in Kampala. Eh! Daily episodes. No scriptwriters needed. Purely based on a true story.

You are there fighting sleep, maybe calculating whether you can survive on 2K until Friday, then news drops that the Bank of Uganda has been robbed. Not hacked. Not attacked by some international mafia.

People entered with duplicated keys like they are reporting for duty, spent THREE hours inside, disabled internet, broke a few doors, pick...