Uganda, April 12 -- Welcome back brethren! I am currently experiencing the effects of the 'holiday' in which I spent more time cooking than doing anything else. What we need are bosses who will grant us a leave to recover from our leave . tell gavumenti!

I was thinking about trends the other day. Following trends is so exhausting, I wonder how people do it without losing their sanity. First, it uses on-trend language and gets it right. Given that most of these vocabulary trends emanate (that word always make me picture eerie fumes and mists rising from a dark swamp somewhere, ha ha!) from the depths of TikTok and Instagram, which I am not on, it is no wonder I can never keep up.

Then, just when you have mastered the correct usage of wha...