WASHINGTON, March 10 -- Sen. Tom Cotton issued the following press release:
Norm thank you very much for the kind introduction and thank you all for the warm welcome. Norm, we've got to get you my revised biography, we're not supposed to mention where I went to school anymore these days, it's too harmful to my reputation. People say, "didn't you go to Harvard", and I say "no, no not at all" it's like well what did you do all those years in Massachusetts, tell them I "served hard time in the state penitentiary" and it's definitely less injurious to my reputation. It's correct as Norm said that my in-laws live in Minnesota, although got to say after the recent display of Tim Walz up there they are looking to maybe escape to some warmer clima...