Nigeria, Oct. 5 -- Whoever tells you prayers don't work does not know nothing! Kai, this speaking like a Yankee wannabe has pushed me off my regular lane. By the way, who has even observed that - because of this fixation with wanting to get an American-branded new wife and parents-in-law, which will lead to American kids, has made me write this using American spellings rather than the British ones I've been a stickler for?

But I should be done with America and face prayers, prayers that can do almost everything, including giving me my dream of an American family, from parents' in-laws down to shiny-eyed kids who will hit the iPhone right from inception, because AI was there at their conception. Having an American wife, two kids and two i...