Nigeria, Aug. 26 -- "Bros, how are you preparing for the weekend?"

"Which weekend? Today is Tuesday, you are asking me about weekend. Have you taken something today? Weekend? How?"

"Just that in my own thinking, the way the country is today, someone has to always plan ahead. As I am now, I plan ahead. I calculate everything."

"Stop over-calculating. The sun will go down. It will rise tomorrow morning. And all of us will still be here."

"Speak for yourself sir."

"What do you mean speak for yourself? You have something against the sun rising and falling, the day going to bed and rising at dawn? Are you alright?"

"You have to speak for yourself, because what is uppermost in my mind right now is how to make the most of President Tinubu'...