New Delhi, Feb. 13 -- Imagine Gong Yu, slowly stripping for you in a darkened theatre. Frame-mogging anyone or anything that shows up. Imagine Shah Rukh Khan just leaning against a car, smiling at you while the coffee in your hand just turns into apricot blossoms floating around you. Or whoever you're thinking of right this moment when you're reading this - that someone who deserves all the cat videos you've been saving for that one day when you will send it to him.

Vishal Bhardwaj makes the most awesome music. A background score that is as flawless as the songs, and yes, should Stephen Spielberg watch this film, he'd be eating his hat and regretting remaking West Side Story. This movie is that good. It is a musical, so I have to start w...