India, Nov. 16 -- The Government of India has issued a release:

Bullet Train Employee: The bullet train is our identity. This achievement belongs to you, Modi ji, and to us.

Prime Minister: What do you think? Is the speed fine? Are you working according to the timetable you had set, or are you facing any difficulties?

Bullet Train Employee: No sir, we are not facing any difficulties.

Prime Minister: What would you like to say?

Bullet Train Employee: I am from Kerala. I am working in Section-2, Navsari Noise (barrier factory).

Prime Minister: Is this your first time in Gujarat?

Bullet Train Employee: Yes sir. I am working here in Section-2 at the noise barrier factory, observing the robotic unit. The rebar cage for the noise barrier i...