India, April 20 -- A few days ago, I saw a news report that left me more confused than a man trying to understand GST without a calculator, a lawyer, and divine intervention.

A corporate office in Nashik had been accused of sexual harassment. Serious issue. Grave matter. Needs investigation, justice, and strong action.

But later, a WhatsApp headline screamed something else entirely: Forced conversion!

Now I paused. Read it again. Rubbed my glasses. Cleaned them. Read it once more.

Had I missed a chapter somewhere?

Because, last I checked, harassment was one crime and forced conversion was another debate altogether. But here they were, standing arm in arm like two distant relatives suddenly claiming the same inheritance.

And I began ...