India, Sept. 20 -- Yes q No q Yes q No q Yes q No q Yes q No q Yes q No q Yes q No q Yes q No q Yes q No q Yes q No q Yes q No q 0-3 Yeses: You're fine. Just a regular adult, maybe slightly weird. 4-6 Yeses: Midlife crisis confirmed. Go easy on the retinol and minoxidil. 7-10 Yeses: You ARE the crisis. And no, your Roomba won't solve your emotional problems...