India, Sept. 12 -- Is everything okay in the jeansverse? This July, American Eagle tried to tell us that Sydney Sweeney had good jeans (their racist pun evident in her blonde hair and blue eyes). Gap clapped back with a "better in denim" campaign, featuring multi-racial girl group, Katseye, dancing to Kelis's 2003 anthem Milkshake. Cute song. Great choreography. (If we haven't nailed the cat-paw opening step, it's not for lack of trying.) But for an ad that claims to be inclusive, everyone looks suspiciously the same size, and in low-rise fits. Then Addison Rae went topless for a Lucky Brand shoot in low-rise jeans. Then, Levi's enlisted Beyonce in rhinestone-encrusted bootcuts we all swore off in 2006. Alia Bhatt is in the India campaign...