India, Sept. 25 -- Chasing the scoop.The Paper had big shoes to fill - and so far, it's not bad at all. Domhnall Gleeson's Ned Sampson is no Michael Scott and there's no Dwight type. Remember, even The Office's first season was clunky, so let this one find its legs. Attention, superfans who make The Office their whole personality. You better have something original to say about the spinoff.

Green without envy. Matcha drinkers. Yeah, you, who look down their noses at the coffee crowd. Word in the labs is that your grassy umami brew (the one that tastes like lawn clippings) messes with the body's iron absorption and causes hairloss. Coffee may give us acidity or the occasional all-nighter. At least, it would never stab us in the back.

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