India, Oct. 31 -- Sipping the tea.Lily Allen's new album, West End Girl, proves that break-up albums go the hardest. It details the gory bits of her open marriage and her manipulative, cheating husband (Stranger Things's dad, David Harbour) who's apparently a sex addict. Can't wait for the show's press tour that's around the corner. Awkward!

Minding the gap. There's a new dating term on TikTok: Swag Gap. It's when one partner is clearly more stylish or cooler than the other. It's what Boomers would call a Reacher-Settler Romance (in which one partner was settling for someone socially beneath them). We can smell the fights coming. Imagine telling someone, "It's not you, it's your drip." Or worse, being designated as the partner lacking in...