India, Aug. 7 -- Trying to medal. The National Film Awards for 2023 are two years late and mildly confusing, aren't they? Rani Mukerji won Best Actress for the unwatchable Mrs Chatterjee vs Norway. They finally awarded SRK (for Jawan, of all things). Even Animal was lauded (Best Background Music and two tech fields, but still). The only bright spot: Vikrant Massey's tie with SRK for 12th Fail. We need clearer judging.

Ship spotting. Justin Trudeau, former Canada PM, and singer-astronaut Katy Perry are a thing. They've gone on long dinner dates, he's shown up at her concert and sung along... what kind of crossover episode is this? Also, Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson are now a thing. As are Dhanush and Mrunal Thakur. We love a pairing we...