India, April 24 -- Receiving visitors. When Bridgerton S1 came out, the internet broke out in hot sweats over Rege-Jean Page: Duke, rake, main love interest. Then, they hated him for quitting the series to chase a solo career. Now, they have mixed feelings about his romcom, You, Me & Tuscany. It feels blah. We salute the risk, Rege-Jean. That show with corsets was more liberating than this.

Scrolling past this. Look, we grudgingly accepted "skibidi toilet". We tried to understand "6-7". But we're drawing the line at "You the birthday". It's the new Gen Alpha way of saying you're the main character, basically the life of the party. Sigh. We didn't think kids would be THIS hard to understand.

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