India, Aug. 28 -- So, six years after escaping Britain on his 'freedom flight', Prince Harry has announced that he is returning home - wife Meghan and kids Archie and Lilibet in tow - to spend more time with the family that he has been dissing for the better part of a decade. He wants to spend more time with his cancer-stricken father, King Charles, because (as he put it so charmingly in a recent interview) he "doesn't know how long he has left". And presumably, he wants to make peace with his elder brother (and heir to the throne) now that he has had his fill of attacking Prince William in his book, Spare, and his Netflix documentary.

It was Leo Tolstoy who famously wrote that all happy families are alike but every unhappy family is unh...