India, Sept. 7 -- In the current phase of human evolution, our existence seems to be engulfed by the uncalled-for influence of varied kinds of exuberant personalities, popularly known as 'influencers'.

These internet 'rages' may indeed last only for a week at the lofty pedestals upon which unsolvable algorithms have propelled them. But the benefit (or damage) that their influential screen presence entails is apparent within hours, even minutes, of their reels going viral.

Our favourite village or 'gram', namely Instagram, thus presents us with the following sorts of influencers, and their subtle or not-so-subtle variations:

The bombarders: These ones are constantly in our faces, ears and even noses, all the time. They insist on popping...