India, Sept. 18 -- What happens when a technology-addicted Instagram influencer with major mean girl energy is stuck in Enid Blyton's vibrant, colourful fairyland? For starters, she is confused. Why has the '5G' sign on her phone disappeared? How is she supposed to charge her phone in a barn which has no electricity? Does that mean that she will have to. touch grass and interact with people face-to-face? The horror! At one point, this teenage influencer asks a rather important question: why is the fairy so proud of "baking cakes and looking pretty"? The influencer wonders: "Has feminism not made it to these parts yet?"

Celebrated children's author Enid Blyton didn't live to see the horrors of a world dominated by AI slop and social media...