India, Aug. 9 -- When the characters cry on screen, but you laugh, you know something is terribly wrong. But when you feel absolutely nothing, it has to be Andaaz 2. Banking on the name of the 2003 original starring Akshay Kumar, Priyanka Chopra and Lara Dutta, this one has all newcomers, none of whom have main character energy.

The story? There is no story. A guy falls in love with a girl, whose sister lusts after him too. She tries to separate the two, then inexplicably changes her mind, and it is suddenly a happy ending. Which leaves me questioning not how this film was made, but why. There is absolutely no connection to the original.

Aayush Kumar plays an aspiring musician who performs for an audience exactly once in the entire film...