India, Oct. 15 -- Two teenagers involved in the assault of former Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) staffer Edward 'Big Balls' Coristine, in August, have avoided jail time after they pleaded guilty to simple assault in a Washington, DC, court.

Coristine was assaulted around 3 am in the Logan Circle neighborhood by a group of teenagers who were attempting to carjack him, and a woman, who the police identified as his significant other. The attack had been slammed by President Donald Trump and former DOGE head Elon Musk, at the time.

Now, the boy and girl involved in the attack, both aged 15 and hailing from Hyattsville, Maryland, have been sentenced to probation a little over two months after they were arrested, as per WUSA9.

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