Dehradun, Oct. 19 -- Landour Bake House in Scotland.

'Where's Bakehouse? Or Back-house? Or Cake House?' The questions begin at Kishenpur Chungi, thirty-odd kilometres before one gets to Mussoorie. There, the motor road splits into two: one takes you past Kothalgate, and the other takes you up Rajpur. Is it just laziness that makes the visitors ask stupid questions, or do they not trust their own GPS?

The same question repeats itself outside Mullingar Hill. Anyway, the signage put up by the Ramgir authorities is more confusing. 'Which way to Landour's Chardukan or Lal Tibba or Bakehouse?' Gen Z asks the bewildered constable.

'Five hundred rupees is all you need to get to Mussoorie - sometimes one or two, or in rare cases three people mi...