Nepal, April 7 -- Reddit threads, YouTube comments and countless forums are flooded with people seeking guidance, sharing their deepest secrets and asking the most fundamental question of all: Am I a good person? But from whom are they seeking answers? A divine entity, of course.

Only this one is different. You won't find it on a Sunday morning, and it doesn't ask for candles, coconuts or saffron. It won't demand months of fasting, encourage you to kiss sacred walls, or make you tick the blue boxes of a dietary restriction google form.

This entity listens at 3am literally. It writes your cover letters, tells you how to impress your crush and never once threatens you with an exodus to a land of lava, boiling oil and gargoyles. It is omni...