Srinagar, Aug. 23 -- Distasteful Boast In his satirical anti-war best sellerCatch 22, Joseph Heller underscores the absurdity of war and army life by weaving an insanely hilarious plot set in the dying days of World War II. One of the events in this novel is about the group commander of a US Air Force base who's at his wits end trying to retrieve a discomforting situation. After debating various options with his subordinates, he agrees with the suggestion "to act boastfully about something that we ought to be ashamed of," since,"That's a trick that never seems to fail." One doesn't know whether Pakistan army chief Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir has readCatch 22. But isn't comparing India to a Ferrari and Pakistan a dump truck filled with g...