U.S., Feb. 16 -- It was an unusual invitation. The main event was an introduction to Exotic Herbs Mayo presented by Num Pang Kitchen and Sir Kensington's.

I had no idea what Num Pang was, but I was familiar with Sir Kensington's - having discovered the mayo alternative at Whole Foods. I assumed that this was a new addition to the Sir Kensington Avocado Oil Mayo and it was going to be boldly-flavored Southeast-Asian inspired, creating an Exotic Herbs Mayo.

Should I Go or Should I Stay?

On a good day, I might even report on the opening of an envelope, so - appetite ready, I RSVP'd and added the date to my calendar.

I had no expectations. Frequently the food at events is awful! Prepared days in advance, the stuff served is only fit for t...