Pakistan, April 29 -- "We hit more boundaries than them and we bowled more dot balls than them," Pakistani Coach Azhar Mahmood had exclaimed at the end of the fourth Twenty20 international against New Zealand in Lahore. All respect to Coach, but he better share more about his trip to the LalaLand. For all those sitting in the packed Gaddafi Stadium, Thursday's heartbreak had proved to be yet another instalment of the same trend: everyone good, Pak Shaheens bad.

How on God's green earth can anyone defend this monstrosity as "positive" when the open secret dictates how Pakistan's International Men's Cricket Team is miserably failing at the hands of moderately experienced Kiwis with little to no global exposure? The series, for the zilliont...